To my dearest, teensy weensy(short), butt-kicking, sexy kung-fu heroine melly poo, phoebe, mrs gerard way, britney, slut&whore-wannabe, pretend-joe, skinny bitch, my secret admirer and #1 fan,
this post is dedicated to you.
HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY! HAVE THE MOST AWESOME BIRTHDAY AND DON'T SPEND IT SLEEPING! hope you have a good time(in more ways than one) at TP. will definitely miss you many many!
WE LOVE YOU!!
keep in contact! and keep us updated! if you get a bf(because you're hot and curvy) w/o telling me, i will kill you.
By the way, i'm so thankful that you're a shortie. else, you wouldn't had paired with Ham to sit in front of Eva and I and there wouldn't be cupcakes nor ties!! so...i guess what i'm saying is...embrace your height! and keep on working towards that skinny bitch goal :D
PS. Happy 18th to everyone else, too, whom I've not written a post on. Well, please be forgiving, you're not going away to a distant foreign universe, you see.
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